Saturday, January 30, 2010


Noah Cyrus Launches Children's Lingerie Line

While doing my daily research, I found that Perez Hilton was reporting today that Noah Cyrus, aka Miley's 9 year old sister, and her best friend are launching a line of LINGERIE for children!!! Their lingerie (I feel so wrong using this word when talking about little girls) will come in sizes 4-14. Seriously, this is just another nail in the coffin of our kindergarteners need thigh-high stockings? Do third-graders need push-up bras? Should I be worried about Bella wanting a thong when she is 6?
I'm so confused. Where are Noah Cyrus's parents? Too busy counting the money that big sister is rolling in? AND she's 9!!!! Since when do 9 year olds launch anything?? 9 year olds should be studying for spelling tests and watching iCarly, not designing lace undies. UGH!

1 comment:

  1. not acceptable. i don't even know where to begin on how wrong that one is